WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? WHEN YOU HEAR STORIES OF A MAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING A RAIDER CAMP, WITH A GLINT IN HIS EYE AND A PIPBOY ON HIS WRIST, THE MANLY FIRE OF HIS SOUL BURNING BRIGHTLY THROUGH HIS POWER ARMOR, THEY'RE TALKIN ABOUT ME! THE MIGHTY VAULT DWELLER!

I wish I could say that Fallout 3 as awesome as Gurren Lagann, but I wouldn't know, since the stupid thing won't install on my computer. I even paid money for it this time and everything! I'm going to try and trade it in for a different copy, so cross your fingers that that one works.

Even without any official tools, modders are already hard at work contributing what they can to Fallout 3. I hear they've already made some new player models, so, if any of you are reading this, I think you know what to do. There's a certain other story which involves an incredibly badass individual emerging from underground. DRILLING from underground, even PIERCING THE HEAVENS. See where I'm going? Maybe you remember this mysterious character's sunglasses and hair? Enough to model them? It's just a suggestion of course, but you would be really really really really really awesome in my book if you were the one to mod this in.

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DEAR BETHESDA:

IF YOU ARE READING THIS, FUCK YOU. YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT WORK. I GAVE YOU FIFTY (50) DOLLARS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU WOULD GIVE ME A WORKING GAME IN EXCHANGE, AND INSTEAD YOU TOOK A GIANT SHIT IN MY HANDS. SO I RETURNED THE GAME, AT MY EXPENSE, FOR ANOTHER COPY AND YOU TOOK *ANOTHER* SHIT IN MY HANDS. SO I ATTEMPTED TO RETURN THE GAME AGAIN, ONCE MORE AT MY OWN EXPENSE, ONLY TO BE TURNED TOWARDS YOUR EVER-SO-HELPFUL DICKHEADS RUNNING YOUR HELP PAGES. NEITHER THE PAGES NOR THE DICKHEADS WERE ABLE TO SOLVE *YOUR* PROBLEM, SO I HAVE BEEN FORCED, AGAINST MY WILL, TO PIRATE THE GAME THAT I HAVE ALREADY PAID FIFTY (50) DOLLARS FOR. YOU HAVE MY MONEY, I *WILL* GET MY GAME, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. I WILL NOT BUY ANOTHER PRODUCT FROM YOU AGAIN. I AM A FAN, I ENJOYED DAGGERFALL, REDGAURD AND MORROWIND IMMENSELY (ALL OF WHICH I PAID YOU FOR). SOME OF MY FONDEST PC GAMING EXPERIENCES HAVE BEEN DURING MY COUNTLESS RUNS OF FALLOUT 2 (A COMMON INTEREST BETWEEN US, I AM SURE). YET YOU REFUSE TO ALLOW ME EVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY YOUR LATEST GAME, AND YOU TAKE MY MONEY WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST HESITATION. FOR TREATING ME IN THIS WAY, I HAVE VOWED TO NEVER GIVE YOU ANOTHER DIME FOR YOUR EFFORTS.

P.S. OBLIVION SUCKED ASS