I just donated blood for the first time today. My neck hurts, I've got the worst sunburn, and I'm really sick of all that garlic we have just laying around in our house. Ha ha, I kid, but I really did donate blood today. I never knew it was so complicated with all the forms you have to fill out and all the diseases you have to not have. I thought they just stab you, drain you, and kick you out the door. I also thought they gave you money, but I was wrong about that too.

I know what you're thinking, "how could you give blood knowing that the vampire aristocracy that controls the medical sector will take half of it for their own pleasure?" And you're right, it is a shame that we're given such good medical care only so we will be better cattle for our dread lords, but I know that the half that isn't drunk will go to a good cause. Like telling me if I have AIDS or hepatitis or something.

Now that I think about it, can vampires get HIV? Or any disease? I think not, since they're dead and all. So then, why do hospitals have to test for that in blood donations? It may be to keep up appearances, sure, but it may be BECAUSE OF A BIGGER CONSPIRACY BEHIND THE SCENES! Or, hell, maybe they DO give some fraction of donated blood to people who need it. What do I care, the blood is on their hands now (har har).